BAM! Here.
So I was listening to Mum and Dad talking today. Apparently I am going to see Smashing Pumpkins on Saturday. Huh? What is that? So I looked up "Pumpkins" in the Wombinary, and it is some kind of squash fruit which is orange when ripe. And they want to smash it??? What goes on out there?
Anyway, I spent a little more time listening and I also saw "Alice Cooper". I wonder who she is! So they seem to be talking about me in a nice way, which is nice and also makes me glad I didnt call one of them Gorgalov!
So anyway, it turns out it is the weird melodic sounds I hear a lot of when Mum and Dad are in the moving thing that makes me bounce about. They call it a "Car". One day, I will have my own "Seat" in it. They sure have some stupid words out there!
I am a bit nervous about this. I dont remember seeing that "Alice" woman, so I am not sure I will know what sounds a pumpkin being smashed makes. And why do they call that "music"? The world out there sounds like an intersting place.
Anyway, I haven't kicked Mum for about an hour, so I am going to do that.
4 comments:
Woah there, little bucko..don't bruise Mom!
Oooo. Uh oh. Yepp. On birthing day...Don't look!!
But she pokes and prods me. And then they laugh when I move!!
I will get the last laugh though!
On birthing day, it is me. Bambino. I will have the last laugh. I will be planning my escape from Wombatraz and will be FREEEEEE!!!
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