Poke me like that again and I will kick you.

Poke "It is here now!". Poke "And now it is here!". Poke "And now here!"

STOP IT! I was fast asleep dreaming about my thumb and how cool it is and then the thing I am in starts poking at me. Why? What did I do? So I had a good kick back. "That'll teach em!" I thought, but no. It was actually HAPPY that I did it!

So I heard some different noises today. I heard sentences like "GO ON!" shouted loudly and "Jeeeeeeezus. What are they doing?". Then there was something about "They played this rubbish in the second half of the game last week".

It turns out that the other voice was talking about "Rugby" and "England". Whatever that is. Sounds fun though. Although I did hear something about "England" and "English" before. From the recordings I have made on my Voice Wombcorder of the previous conversations, I worked out that the thing I am in is "South African" and Female and the other voice I hear a lot is "English" and Male. And they said that "it" and then poked me, will be part English and part South African.

Ummm...heellooooooo. I am neither. I am Bambino. I come from Testoland, which is one of 2 oval planets where the rest of my family were before we all became seperated.

Oh, and I know what I am. But I am thinking of not telling them for a while. They need the suspense.

Well, Bambino checking out. And remember...the Voice Wombcorder is listening to everything you say!