Hey all. Bambino here.
I had a fairly quiet week all in all until yesterday. I was listening in to the conversations of the thing I am in. They were talking about "shopping for *it*". I have no idea what *it* is, unless...do they mean me? Well OK, I haven't told them yet what I am, but calling me an IT is a touch rude. Of course, I looked in the wombinary for the word "shopping" and found it is about exchanging things for things. I do that now! I exchange the food that the pipe gives me for something I don't really want. It is a pretty sweet deal for me. Although I do find some things it feeds me aren't that great. But that's OK, as I have found a way that if I concentrate hard enough, the thing I am in feels ill!
Anyway, while listening to "Them" out there, I had this weird reflex. I double somersaulted over to the wombinary on the other side of the womb and had a look in there. After much searching, it seems I have "hiccups". What a stupid name! There are times I really miss my family of little swimmers, but I don't think they would appreciate that I am so much bigger now and look nothing like them. And I don't want to have to tell them I have "hiccups". How embarrasing would that be! I suppose I could send a postcard? I dont know why, but I feel like sometimes Dad is really close!
I have also been exploring more the possibility of getting out of here. The wombinary speaks of something called gravity. Gravity? It sounds like something I would put on my lunch if I didnt have it straight through this pipe in my stomach! But anyway, this gravity thing means that things push downwards. So all I have to do now is work out which way is down! I am feeling bigger and stronger anyway, so I reckon that if I carry on at the rate I am growing now, in about 5 or 6 months time I will be almost ready to have the strength to push my way out!
Anyway, I have been listening in on the conversations that "They" have been having and I am getting a touch suspicious that a lot of the noises I hear are about me. I will let you all know more in my next post after I have a little more infromation.
Bambino hiccuping out!
I had a fairly quiet week all in all until yesterday. I was listening in to the conversations of the thing I am in. They were talking about "shopping for *it*". I have no idea what *it* is, unless...do they mean me? Well OK, I haven't told them yet what I am, but calling me an IT is a touch rude. Of course, I looked in the wombinary for the word "shopping" and found it is about exchanging things for things. I do that now! I exchange the food that the pipe gives me for something I don't really want. It is a pretty sweet deal for me. Although I do find some things it feeds me aren't that great. But that's OK, as I have found a way that if I concentrate hard enough, the thing I am in feels ill!
Anyway, while listening to "Them" out there, I had this weird reflex. I double somersaulted over to the wombinary on the other side of the womb and had a look in there. After much searching, it seems I have "hiccups". What a stupid name! There are times I really miss my family of little swimmers, but I don't think they would appreciate that I am so much bigger now and look nothing like them. And I don't want to have to tell them I have "hiccups". How embarrasing would that be! I suppose I could send a postcard? I dont know why, but I feel like sometimes Dad is really close!
I have also been exploring more the possibility of getting out of here. The wombinary speaks of something called gravity. Gravity? It sounds like something I would put on my lunch if I didnt have it straight through this pipe in my stomach! But anyway, this gravity thing means that things push downwards. So all I have to do now is work out which way is down! I am feeling bigger and stronger anyway, so I reckon that if I carry on at the rate I am growing now, in about 5 or 6 months time I will be almost ready to have the strength to push my way out!
Anyway, I have been listening in on the conversations that "They" have been having and I am getting a touch suspicious that a lot of the noises I hear are about me. I will let you all know more in my next post after I have a little more infromation.
Bambino hiccuping out!
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