As time goes by, I am feeling very different. There are all these things going on. I found one in particular. I have arms and legs! yeah, I thought that when I was going to be a tortoise I would have 4 legs, but these arms are a sweet deal. I have these hands and on them is this quite amazing tool I have affectionately come to know as a "thumb". Don't ask why I called it a thumb, I just did. But this thumb, I can stick it in my mouth. I am pretty sure it will be useful for other things later on in life, but for now, straight in the mouth!
Life was going well, but then the crazy photo lady came back. I mean, she was gushing last time, but this time I actually went red with embarrassment. Lay off it lady! Yeah I know I am special and all that, but geez...give a sprog a break!
I would have got dressed up for the photo, but I didn't know she was coming, and I don't really have many clothes in here.
So this is me. No laughing now...I can hear you. Kind of.

I have in the last week or 2 come to the sudden realisation I may not be alone. You know you watch films where they are trapped in the belly of a monster? Well, this isn't a monster, but I have a feeling there may be more to this place I am in.
I have a feeling things are about to become very interesting.

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